Time is weird. The wizarding world has ways of going back and forward in time and reliving old memories. Forget the memories shit. I've already been there. I know what happens. Why do I wanna see it again? Even the good stuff like the time I kicked a first year into the pond I can replay over in my head. Given the choice, I'd totally wanna see the ( Read more... )

My parents (my real parents, not my quasi parents though they're awesome too) were old when they had me, like, really old. Fifty something. I know that's not bald and hobbling on crutches old, but still, people don't normally breed when they reach the over the hill mark. Now I'm older so of course they're gonna be older too. Do you have any idea ( Read more... )

Ok, so me and Sirius have an illegal subscription to Witches Gone Wild. Don't ask me how we got it, I'm not saying. All I will say is that it took blood, sweat, tears, cheese, and one of Sirius' left socks to get it.

Anywayyyy, there was this one time last year when Professor Slughorn really liked an essay I'd written. Yes, I actually wrote it. ( Read more... )

1) I'm recovered and out of the hospital wing. Eris still loves me and doesn't hate me for my time away. I was healing, dammit!

2) LILY EVANS KISSED ME AND SAID SHE'S MY GIRL!!!!

Tore unhealed wound. Back in hospital.

Fine. You all were right and I was wrong. You can have a party now. Whoo whoo freakin' hoo.

Someone tell me how Eris is. I haven't been able to see her in ages.

1. Regulus Black. I used to be indifferent toward him. Now I hate the little shit ( Read more... )

Ten things I'd rather be doing -

1. Hexing Snivelly.
2. Not lying in bed.
3. Not in the hospital wing at all.
4. Hexing Ickle Reggie because he's just as bad as Snivelly.
5. Punching either of them.
6. Not having my chest and stomach still hurt.
7. Somehow making the hospital wing not smell like old people and farts.
8. Playing Quidditch.
9. Laughing with ( Read more... )

Dammit, I hate this baby watching thing! I have so many other better things to do! Why did you even convince me to do this, Sirius? She's not even real! It's not like we're training her for life or anything.

You know what I especially hate? Yesterday when I was at Quidditch practice I couldn't get my mind off Eris. I even held the quaffle to me ( Read more... )

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. -Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I tried to be nice. Really, I did. Things have been the same way for so many years that you just kinda forget about how it all started,  you know? They, and if you know me at all, you know exactly who I'm talking about, came ( Read more... )

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. -Plutarch

Sirius wanted to have a baby with me.

Not in that way, you sickos! Hear me out. So the other day he heard about a person that's not a muggle or a wizard. They're called mutants. They've got these crazy power type things where they can ( Read more... )